{"id":501,"date":"2016-11-16T20:11:01","date_gmt":"2016-11-16T20:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/?p=501"},"modified":"2019-12-30T03:56:08","modified_gmt":"2019-12-30T03:56:08","slug":"jeanette-chapter-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/2016\/11\/16\/jeanette-chapter-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeanette, Chapter 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>She Skipped Skipping<\/h4>\n<p>Up bright and early on a Thursday morning, I showered, messed about on the computer for a while, and was about to make breakfast when I got a call from Caitlyn.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey! It&#8217;s a beautiful day out there, it would be a shame to waste it. \u00a0You want to blow it off and go get some breakfast?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I thought about it for a moment. We were supposed to be at work in half an hour, but the thought of spending the day wasting time with Caitlyn sounded great.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure!&#8221; I said. \u00a0&#8220;There&#8217;s a great little cafe just around the corner. \u00a0Meet you there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;On my way!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-12\/cafe.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-503\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-10-16_5-21-18-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-10-16_5-21-18-pm\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-10-16_5-21-18-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-10-16_5-21-18-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-10-16_5-21-18-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-10-16_5-21-18-PM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-10-16_5-21-18-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a> We arrived, and I called in &#8220;sick&#8221; to the lab. \u00a0But before I could get off the phone &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-12\/caitlynGone.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-502\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_1-59-50-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_1-59-50-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_1-59-50-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_1-59-50-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_1-59-50-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_1-59-50-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_1-59-50-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a>&#8230; Caitlyn left. \u00a0She just &#8230; left. \u00a0No words, no &#8220;goodbye&#8217;, or &#8220;psych!&#8221; or maniacal laughter or nuthin&#8217;. \u00a0Just &#8230; gone. \u00a0Fine. \u00a0I&#8217;m still having breakfast.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-504\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-03-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-06-03-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-03-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-03-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-03-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-03-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-03-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/> It&#8217;s a nice little cafe, in the forest on the island. \u00a0They still do a brisk business out here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-12\/talking.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-505\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-59-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-06-59-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-59-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-59-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-59-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-59-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-06-59-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a> A couple cups of coffee, a croissant, and some good conversation. \u00a0That&#8217;s always a great morning.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-12\/niceShoes.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-506\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-07-36-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-07-36-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-07-36-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-07-36-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-07-36-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-07-36-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-07-36-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a>Our barista Don, looked fabulous in his uniform. \u00a0Nice shoes. \u00a0You do you, Don. \u00a0You do you.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-507\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-19-39-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-19-39-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-19-39-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-19-39-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-19-39-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-19-39-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-19-39-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/> To add some more buggering-about to the day, I returned to the scene of my first bed, the spa. \u00a0This time, as a paying customer!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-508\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-25-39-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-25-39-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-25-39-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-25-39-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-25-39-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-25-39-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-25-39-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/> Ahhh&#8230; I relaxed. \u00a0There was some exercising involved, as well as a lot of swimming around enjoying the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-12\/meditate.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-509\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-28-49-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-28-49-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-28-49-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-28-49-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-28-49-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-28-49-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-28-49-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a>I ended my time at the spa sitting on the roof, meditating. It was a marvelous, relaxing day.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-510\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-34-36-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-34-36-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-34-36-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-34-36-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-34-36-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-34-36-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-34-36-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/> As the afternoon drew to a close, I wandered over to the library to see who&#8217;s hanging around. \u00a0The place was fairly empty, but it looks like all those rogue books have finally been cleaned up.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-511\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-45-09-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-45-09-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-45-09-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-45-09-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-45-09-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-45-09-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-45-09-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/> I returned home for some dinner, and some experimentation. I was feeling somewhat guilty about skipping work, but still cheesed at Caitlyn for asking me to skip work, and then abandoning me. \u00a0If she&#8217;s at work tomorrow, I&#8217;ll have to ask her what the hell she was doing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-12\/statue.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-512\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-49-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-54-49-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-49-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-49-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-49-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-49-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-49-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just before going to bed, I took out This Thing. I found it while digging for minerals, and while I could just sell it off for a couple of bucks, I wondered what I could turn it into.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-513\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-55-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-54-55-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-55-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-55-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-55-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-55-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-54-55-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Woo! \u00a0What do we&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-12\/fire.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-514\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-55-58-AM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-11-16_2-55-58-am\" width=\"840\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-55-58-AM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-55-58-AM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-55-58-AM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-55-58-AM-1200x661.png 1200w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-11-16_2-55-58-AM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a>Dammit. \u00a0It turned into some sort of interdimensional scarf, which proceeded to fall *through* the counter, and then set fire to it. \u00a0I&#8217;m just not having luck with this damn thing lately.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to bed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/2016\/11\/21\/jeanette-chapter-13\/\"><em>chapter 13 &#8230;<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She Skipped Skipping Up bright and early on a Thursday morning, I showered, messed about on the computer for a while, and was about to make breakfast when I got a call from Caitlyn. &#8220;Hey! It&#8217;s a beautiful day out there, it would be a shame to waste it. \u00a0You want to blow it off &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/2016\/11\/16\/jeanette-chapter-12\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jeanette, Chapter 12&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,12],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ross","category-jeanette","tag-island-cafe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1214,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions\/1214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}