{"id":349,"date":"2016-11-09T21:26:13","date_gmt":"2016-11-09T21:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/?p=349"},"modified":"2019-12-30T03:41:03","modified_gmt":"2019-12-30T03:41:03","slug":"jeanette-chapter-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/2016\/11\/09\/jeanette-chapter-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeanette, Chapter 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>This Bed<\/h4>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-152\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/001-2-1024x564.png\" alt=\"001\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/001-2-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/001-2-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/001-2-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/001-2-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/001-2.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>The nap didn&#8217;t last very long. \u00a0I was up at 3am with the sudden realisation that I had enough money to have that ancestral suit of armour brought over, with enough left over for &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-153\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-04-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-21-04-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-04-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-04-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-04-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-04-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-04-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>A bed! \u00a0A glorious, wonderful (slightly small, but private) bed. \u00a0With no tvs on or dudes trying to talk to me.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-154\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-27-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-21-27-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-27-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-27-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-27-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-27-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-21-27-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>I have some time to get some real sleep before work. \u00a0Luckily it never seems to rain here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-3\/beautifulMorning.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-156\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-09-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-22-09-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-09-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-09-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-09-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-09-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-09-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>A beautiful morning, which I nearly slept through completely. \u00a0I got up just in time to head back to the lab.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-169\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-50-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-22-50-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-50-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-50-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-50-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-50-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-22-50-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>Ugh. \u00a0It&#8217;s going to be a rough day. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t get a lot of sleep, nor did I have time to grab a bite on the way to work. \u00a0I&#8217;m grateful that I don&#8217;t have to sleep at the spa any longer, but I&#8217;m going to need some time to adjust, I think. In the meantime, I&#8217;m starving.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-170\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-14-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-23-14-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-14-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-14-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-14-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-14-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-14-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was then that I remembered I&#8217;d made that meal-replacement serum yesterday. \u00a0Time to see if it works.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-164\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-23-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-23-23-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-23-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-23-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-23-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-23-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-23-23-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>Crap. \u00a0That&#8217;s going to require some more experimenting.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-165\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-24-05-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-24-05-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-24-05-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-24-05-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-24-05-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-24-05-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-24-05-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>I made another one, and while I had a further breakthrough while doing so, failed to make a viable serum.\u00a0I&#8217;ll just grab a sandwich and coffee again.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-166\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-26-59-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-26-59-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-26-59-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-26-59-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-26-59-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-26-59-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-26-59-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Had a great chat with Meagan, another scientist here at FutureSim Labs, and started to feel like I could get through the day. I spent some time with the rather chatty Invention Constructor, and together we made a SimRay, which I named &#8220;Steve&#8221;. \u00a0I was a good day on the job, getting to know the team of scientists better, working in the chemistry lab and analyzing various plants and minerals.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-167\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-29-08-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-29-08-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-29-08-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-29-08-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-29-08-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-29-08-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-29-08-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>Caitlyn told a few jokes near the end of the shift, but Meagan wasn&#8217;t impressed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-168\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-36-23-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-36-23-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-36-23-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-36-23-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-36-23-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-36-23-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-36-23-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>I spent the last hour of my shift collecting rocks. \u00a0It seemed like an important thing to do. \u00a0But I&#8217;m starving again.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-176\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-10-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-39-10-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-10-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-10-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-10-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-10-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-10-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>Another shift ended, and I return home. \u00a0I want to head into town again to visit the library, but I&#8217;m really going to have to eat something first.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-171\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-15-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-39-15-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-15-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-15-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-15-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-15-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-15-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>I *did* make another sample of that meal-replacement drink, this time with basil and daisies. \u00a0Maybe this one will work better than the last.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-172\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-16-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-39-16-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-16-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-16-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-16-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-16-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-16-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>Dammit.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-173\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-19-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-39-19-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-19-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-19-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-19-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-19-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-39-19-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Instead, I headed down to The Chowder House, a little restaurant over in Willow Creek. \u00a0Unfortunately, it was quite busy, and although I&#8217;d ordered food, after two hours\u00a0it hadn&#8217;t arrived. \u00a0I cancelled the order and grabbed some fish and chips at their bar. \u00a0There I met their bartender Georgia Knupp, who came to sit with me for a while.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/images\/clanross\/1-3\/theChowderHouse.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-174\" src=\"http:\/\/darncats.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-50-09-PM-1024x564.png\" alt=\"11-01-16_2-50-09-pm\" width=\"676\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-50-09-PM-1024x564.png 1024w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-50-09-PM-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-50-09-PM-768x423.png 768w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-50-09-PM-676x372.png 676w, https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/11-01-16_2-50-09-PM.png 1453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;s when she hit me with some weird mind voodoo, and let me know that she&#8217;s actually an alien. \u00a0An alien! \u00a0Her disguise was amazing. We talked for almost two hours after that, and I think we&#8217;re going to be pretty good friends.<\/p>\n<p>After finishing my meal and using the restaurant&#8217;s washroom, I said goodnight to Georgia and took a stroll over to the library again, to do some research. \u00a0I&#8217;m going to have to get my own computer eventually, but right now I&#8217;d settle for my own toilet. \u00a0I returned to my near-vacant lot for the evening, and fell into bed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/2016\/11\/09\/jeanette-chapter-4\/\"><em>chapter 4 &#8230;<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Bed The nap didn&#8217;t last very long. \u00a0I was up at 3am with the sudden realisation that I had enough money to have that ancestral suit of armour brought over, with enough left over for &#8230; A bed! \u00a0A glorious, wonderful (slightly small, but private) bed. \u00a0With no tvs on or dudes trying to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/2016\/11\/09\/jeanette-chapter-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jeanette, Chapter 3&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,12],"tags":[16,17],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ross","category-jeanette","tag-chowder-house","tag-georgia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1202,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/1202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hnefatafl.darncats.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}